Bad Haiku Friday: Christmas Cursing Edition

Last Christmas we changed
Curse words to Christmas lingo
Fa-la-la you, Scrooge.

Bad Haiku Friday: Jennie comes to visit!

Sis visits today
Takes my mind off crazy school
Plus, much volleyball

EDITED TO ADD: Guest Haiku from My MOM!

It is almost time
To celebrate the weekend
Yabba Dabba Do

Brilliant! There used to be a radio station that would play the whistle blowing at five and have Fred Flintstone yelling YABBA DABBA DO to celebrate the end of the day. My father comes home every Friday and yells Yabba Dabba Do in honor of the weekend.

Bad Haiku Friday: In honor of New Moon

Twilight is horrid
Vampires do not sparkle
Bella is a twit

Bad Haiku Friday: Visiting Friends and Visiting Haiku-er

Visiting old friends
Promises of fun and laughs
And probably wine

Special Guest Star Haiku: Hal's Haiku Friday
(Hal busted this out as I was sitting here.)

Hal took the day off
But he has errands to do
May as well have worked

Bad Haiku Friday: Hibernation

Layla is a lump
She's laid next to me all day
She's furry and warm

Bad Haiku Friday: CATS

UK Basketball
Tonight Starts the New Season
C-A-T-S CATS!

Naked Boys Singing

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Naked Boys Singing
The best play I never saw
But this guy: Priceless

(Among the things we were going to do in NYC was finding the Naked Cowboy. We never found the Naked Cowboy. However. Before we went, we heard about a little play called Naked Boys Singing. We tried and we tried to convince my mom to see it with us. She REFUSED! We did, though, find this lovely guy in Times Square, where he stood promoting the show. He probably thought we were nuts because we were entirely too excited to meet him and take our picture with him.)

For more Bad Haiku Friday, check out Laura's page, with a compilation of others playing along.

Bad Haiku Friday: Food for Thought

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Eaten too much junk
Cheesecake for dinner this week
Monday I diet

(*I did not eat all this by myself. My mom, sister and I shared. We had this for dinner one night in New York. In front is Snickers Cheesecake, to the right is carrot cake and to the left is white chocolate raspberry chessecake -- YUM!)